10 Ways to Make People Think You Are
Crazy


1. Cover your face with your hand and scream "MY HAND IS EATING MY FACE"
repeatedly.

2. Stand in the corner and yell "Lou the ardvaark says NO!" incessantly.

3. Wear A LOT of colonge and explain yourself to everyone that you haven't changed
underwear in 5 days.

4. Smack a person on the arm and then immediatly fall on to the floor. Look at the bottom of your shoe and scream "I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT ANYMORE!" Quietly apologize for your shoe's extremely rude behavior.

5. Get on an elevator and when another person gets on scream "YOUR STANDING ON
TOOTLEBOOTS!" Then pick up "Tootleboots" and dust him off. Give the person mean looks. Quietly try to console Tootleboots.

6. At a basketball game, when it is remotely quiet, stand up and yell.... "TOUCHDOWN!"

7. Raise your arms near someones face and ask if you stink.

8. Squat down and pet an "imaginary pet". Stand up and "accidently" step on him, start to cry and tell other people that you will NEVER be able to forgive yourself.

9. Pretend you are a kangaroo and jump around and through a group of people that are
TRYING to hold a conversation.

10. Get down on all fours like a dog, and act like you are peeing on people's legs.